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POWERTHIRST
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Hey do you want to feel SO ENERGETIC?
Try powerthirst! Energy drinks for people who need GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERGY!
With all new flavors like Shockolate! Shockolate energy, it’s like adding chocolate to an ELECTRICAL STORM.
Sound the alarm, you’re gonna be UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC.
What’s that? You want strawberry? Well how about Rawberry? Made with lightning, real lightning!
Sports! aaahhhhhh! You’ll be good at them. It’s an energy drink for men. MENERGY.
These aren’t your dad’s puns, these are energy puns. TURBOPUNS.
Science, energy, science, energy, electrolyes, turbolytes, powerlytes, more light
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MERRY FISTMAS
Fuck THIS shit! It's all about BONK! Atomic Punch! >:c
LIKE SHAVING YOUR CHEST WITH A LAWN MOWER!
400 BABIES
(Mother Nature will be all like "SLOOOOW DOOOOWN", and you'll be all like "FUCK YOU!!!", and kick her with your ENERGY LEGS!)
your babies will be running like KENYANS!
drink and run as fast as SUPERMAN then be all like REVERSING TIME!... SPORTS! AHHHHHH